"Bad Meets Evil"
[Original Demo Version With Alternate Beat]
Arsonist - blocking the fire hose where the nozzle is.
Go to hospitals. - Steal the blood that tests positive;
Take it home, pour it in a cup, and drink lots of it
Tryin' on your mother's clothes, tryna get these bras to fit,
When she comes home, I'm waiting in the closet with
A knife; hidin' so quiet, you'll pro'bly hear the faucet drip.
All my life I've been a foster kid,
So if I die an early death, - suicides gon' be the cause of it.
[Royce Da 5'9":]
Who hard? Yo, I done heard worse.
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other to see which one'll swerve first. (ERRRRRRR!)
Two blind bandits panic,
Whose mental capacity holds that of a globe on top of nine other planets.
Kissed the cheek of the devil,
Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin' on speakers in the ghetto.
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Interceptin' missles with' my bare hands like a patriot.
One track sliced without swords. - I buried the Christ corpse, (ooh, shit!)
In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse.
Then one'll get at you; dash you in the back of a Chevrolet
Spittin' shit at you, faster than your eardrum could ever play. (yeah!)
[Chorus 1: Eminem]
Cause this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil, (uh-huuuuh!)
We hit the trees, till we look like Vietnamese people.
He's Evil. - And I'm Bad like Steve Segal
Above the law, cause I don't agree with' police either!
[Verse 2: Eminem ("Royce Da 5'9"")]
("Me neither.") We ain't eager to be legal
So please leave me with' the keys to your Jeep Eagle.
I breathe ether in three amounts
When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle! (AAAAH!) ("hahah! ")
Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezing range, (pow!)
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain.
[Royce Da 5'9":] He's insane.
[Eminem:] Naaah. - I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off cause I can't find a decent, Vain!
[Royce Da 5'9":]
The disaster with dreds
I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm Bad.
When in danger it's funny,
Actually my flavor's similar to a waiter. - Cause I serve any stranger with' money. (uh-huh!)
I spray a hundred,
Man, until they joint chains while slippin' bullets at point blank range like they was punches.
I got alota ego; - I got knowledge peeking out of my cerebral
Now that I got people locked and rock Evil!
While still on the beat, (waaahh!) I hit you in your ribs so hard to think
It's just a touch to the floor (pow, pow!) - while your still on your feet.
I'm blazin MC's, at the same time amazin' MC's
Somehow - MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin' to me.
Destroying this track! - Un-employing the whack.
Explorin' the facts while my man Eminem is withdrawing from Crack!
[Interlude: Eminem imitating a female]
[Crying] I just... love you!
I just... loooove youuu!
[Eminem] I used to be a loudmouth,
Remember me? (uh-uh!) - I'm the one who burned your house down. (oh!) - Well I'm out now!
And this time I'm comin' back to blow your house up, [explode]
And I ain't gon' leave you a window to jump out of. (aaaaaaahhhhhhh!)
Give me two fat tabs and three 'shrooms
And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms. (ssssh!)
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin' ready to leave
I'm a put air in a bag and charge people to breathe. (yeah!)
[Chorus 2: Royce Da 5'9" (Eminem)]
Cause this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil; (yo!)
And we hit the trees 'till we look like Vietnamese people.
He's Evil. - And I'm Bad like Steve Segal.
Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel. [beat stops]
[Thanks to Big TaMá$ for these lyrics]
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