I said ah, one-two, one-two!
Right about nooow... is the time...
I kick a nursery rhyyyyme!
Uh! - Goddamn it! He did it again, didn't he?
Hickory-dickory DOCK! - The mouse ran up the clock. (c'mon!)
So it's time to get the "cheese", y'all be rhymin' like: "Yo, please! "
I got that second bowel flow, I'm rhymin' with the ease. (hahaa!)
You never see me on lists inside these magazines,
But I'm "the source" of rap discussions; (what elee?) - they "Vibe"-in' with Ortiiiz,
In my "XXL" shirt - lion over my jeeaans.
It's like I'm fightin' in Europe. (why?) - I'm fire overseeaas! (whooo!)
Hip-Hop's messiah, bring your sire to his kneeees!
I'm "nevaeh" in reverse. - Paradise in the P's;
I'm Iron Mike in the '80s in the black trunks.
Act pump ya lyin' on your BACK SLUMP! - All my lions pack punch! (oooh!)
Who wan' be rap lunch? - Me make your SNACK CHUMP;
YA LIKKLE PISTOL PACK-PACK, PUMP! Me MAC DUMP! [automatic gunshots] - Fast munch!
I reckon you stay away from the WRECKIN' ball!
If I swing in your DIRECTION, I'll level you AAALL like a measured WAAALL! (oooh!)
The itsy-bitsy spiiider went up the water spout,
Down came the raaiin aaand washed the spider oouut!
I'm the definition of ill. (Yaowa!) - Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water. - I took Jack's crown and pushed him down;
I manslaughter all around the damn border!
"Optimus" in his "Prime". (what?) - A fuckin' Transformer! (hahaaaa!)
Walk in any club I'm the subject of camcorders,
So I'm slidin' out the back e'ry night with a man's daughter. (yeah!)
Puttin' my you-know-what, - you know where! (where?)
No, not down there! (naaah!) - In between both ears! (WHOOO!)
Leave my seeds on their nose hairs; oh, yeeaah. I go there!
What the fuck you expect? I fuck necks 'til they throat tears.
Embody the projects, - symbolize the struggle, (uh-huh!)
Where the kids pawn my object to minimize the trouble. (BOOM!)
I been in rides with DUFFLE bags STUFFED with the CRACk (CRACK!)
Few years later I put them same drugs on the track. (BOW!)
Got the globe hot from coca in a flow you can't "Toca".
So listen close, chocha! - CÁLLATE LA BOCAAAAA! "
Twinkle, twinkle little staaar,
How I wonder what you aaare!
Goddamn, I'm the man! (yup!) - Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow.
I skinned him and ROCKED that lil' nigga to my show.
I be dipper than an O-... (word!)
... -R-E-O cookie I'm a milk 'em for this dough! (whooo!)
I'm a "Pilgrim" with the hoes,
I could rock a Plymouth Sundance in dumb pants and still thank her for givin me a blow-...
Job? - No prob! They go home I go - hard,
And find another broad to "hump free/Humphrey", - Bo-gart! (whoo!)
John Rambo, got ammo for whole squads!
I rhyme over a banjo and handle yo' bars! (uh-huh!)
I'm high and won't fall like a dope nod, (yeah!)
I'm outta here! - Every rhyme's a postdated postcard. (yeah!)
Don't mention my name, just keep playin yo' part, (why?)
Cause I got a "Gang" of "Wolves", - Amadeus Mozart's!
I don't smile, ain't gon' set it! (yeah!)
See you in the hospital spellin': "YAOWA" - "Yo' Ass On Wild Anesthetics"! (hehe!)
Old MacDonald had a farm,
And on this farm he had you ducks
Garbage with your floooow!
Y'all can't fuck with Joell!
That nigga's NICE!
Y'all just be sayin' stuff that only WE can understand...
Haha! [beat stops]
The lil' kids!...
[Thanks to Big TaMá$ for these lyrics]
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