Tired of those CD's that don't leave you fufilled
Come on down to KJ-52! That's right! It's Funky! Well don't take our word for it! Listen to our sponser the Kleesder!
That's right it slices it dices it makes these... [?] Ha Ha ha Ha!
But don't take our word for it, ask these satisfied customers!
I used to be a cross eyed bowlegged one-armed safety patrolman but since listening to KJ-52 I've since elevated myself to crossing guard. Thank You KJ!
Hey no problem that's what were here for. Well come on down to KJ-52. If you act now well throw in a mullenator! That's right, it'll give yourself a mull haircut before you even know what happened! So Come on down. Act now while supplies are limited.
KJ-52 is not responsible for animal attacks based on the mull haircut thank you.
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