Get a load of this
Another day in the life
As I stepped on the block pressure closing in closer
I saw a pole with my picture on a "Most Wanted" poster
Accusing me of murder an inaccurate quote
Oh, I get it someone's trying to play a practical joke
Just as soon as I approached it and started snatching it down
I got a call that said that they were plastered all over town
I said, "I guess I better get somewhere and figure this out"
This whole chains of events triggering more inquisitive doubt
I showed up at my girl's house that evening
She was steaming mad accusing me of sneaking out and scheming
Immediately told me I've been cheating
Then pulled out a picture of me and the lady at a table eating
I vehemently refused to claim it
But looking at myself on the photo it was hard to explain it
She tried to get a confession out of me
But it was obviously a doctored up product of computer technology
I thought of explanations I could maybe explore
But in my heart I knew I'd never seen that lady before
Though I knew it wasn't me I was confused as could be
Snatched the picture out her hand and to the room I retreated
I laid across the bed deep thinking and breathing
Am I dreaming? Is it real or is my sanity leaving?
News man on the television tripled my load
Speaking of a fugitive but it was me that they showed
Now I'm questioning reality I'm dazed and confused
First the poster, then the picture, now my face on the news!?
Went outside again and ran into my man on the block
Instead of dapping he approached me with his hand on his glock
He said, "I see the real you is now revealing at last
You got the nerve to come around me after stealing my stash"
I said, "Man, what you talking about? You gotta be sick! "
He said, "How did you change clothes and hide the product so quick?
It would of been impossible for you to jack and attack me on foot
Then beat me back when I'm driving." I said, "Exactly
Something's going on. It wasn't me, man
I've been blamed for 4 stunts in a three hour span."
He said, "But it was you same face, same height, slim"
I said, "Well, let's go back to where you last saw me
I mean 'him' I mean...
Let's just go, please help me look for him."
Before we even took a step I looked behind me and saw him
Didn't have to chase him he was coming in our direction
As I face him he mimicked my every move to perfection
He had replicated my physical down to the letter
And I'd have thought it was me too if I didn't know better
I asked him of his purpose when he said I knew it
A parallel universe opened and he came through it
"So, you committed all those acts while wearing my shoes
Buy why me out of 6 billion others to choose? "
He said, "Why not? Out of 6 billion brains to test
A thorough analytic study proved that yours was the best
Everybody was impressed and that included me too
I decided to come to your Universe and be you"
I told him, "I wasn't looking for a war in the least
I don't have a problem with you, man I'm all about peace
It makes no sense to do evil under my image and name
You'll get the blame." He said, "Not after I alter their brains"
I lunged out at him on the ground we started to roll
When we separated we were wearing identical clothes
Now my partner was confused straight bewildered and froze
We both know the fake one goes once the real one is chose
When the people came they knew that I had been framed
They saw two K-Rino's looking exactly the same
He knew everything that I knew or ever conceived
And told my mother if she picked the real one he would leave
She looked in our eyes then deep in our souls
She said, "I know my son anywhere the fake is exposed! "
At that moment a portal opened up in the sky
The other K was sucked through it and people started to cry
Tears of joy for the victory of dodging his wrath
But when they looked at me they heard only a sinister laugh
Right then the scenario was understood quick
It was me that got removed the whole thing was a trick
I was in another realm by the time they discovered
He had staged the process and put a spell on my mother
As for me I'm now trapped in a place you couldn't fathom
How will I make it back? Stay tuned I'll tell you next album
[Continued To "Planet Exile - Identity Theft Part 2" on Deeper Elevation]
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