[feat. Natalie Portman and Chris Parnell]
[I:] We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
[Natalie Portman:] Hello
[I:] So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
[Natalie Portman:] Do you really want to know?
[I:] Please tell us
I don't sleep motherfucker off that 'gnac and the durban
Doin 120 gettin head while I'm swervin
(Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick)
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I'm bustin dudes valves like gushers motherfucker
Pull up to NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
What you need Natalie? (To fuck all night!)
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group
Put my foot down your throat til your shit's in my shoe
Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleanin
Fuck your man it's my name that he's screamin!
[I:] I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
[Natalie Portman:] I never said that I was a role model
[I:] But, what about the kids that look up to you?
[I:] Do you have a message for them?
All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman motherfucker, drink til I'm sick
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die
And to all the dudes, you know I'm talkin to you
(We love you Natalie!) I wanna fuck you too!
(Hey!) It's for Portman! (Hey!) It's for pussies!
I'll kill your fuckin dog for fun, so don't push me
[I:] Well Natalie, I'm surprised, all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
[Natalie Portman:] Well, there's a lot you may not know about me
[I:] Really, such as?
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit
[The Lonely Island:]
Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah~!)
And I'll always pay for your dry-cleanin
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!) as for the drug use
Well I can't vouch for that, my dick is scared of you (ooh)
[I:] Natalie, one final question
[I:] If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?
[Natalie Portman:] No more questions
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