Urban Lyrics - R&B, Rap, Hip-Hop, Soul, Gospel & Reggae Lyrics
"The Old Saloon" lyrics by THE LONELY ISLAND
Submit Lyrics     |     Correct Lyrics     |     Request Lyrics     |     New Albums     |     Contact Form     |     Links
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # v/a
Print friendly version
[a.k.a. INCREDIBAD]


"The Old Saloon"
[Interlude]


[Intro:]
(I'm being serious) YO!
[blam blam blam blam blam blam blam]
It's the wild wild West
You came to the right place my man
Get ready, here we go
(New shit!)

[The Lonely Island:]
Welcome my friends to the old saloon
Everyone in town is hangin out
If you gotta drink well you drink it down!
Then we'll all go have sex with whores (Brand new!)

I'm Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town
On my horse, you bet'cha, on my horse
That's the thing in the old West times
Everybody enjoys a good horseride

Try to cheat at cards you'll get thrown out
Right out the saloon door on your butt [laughing]
Come back in and buy a round of whiskey
Guess what? All is forgiven! (DJ Leary)
Flippin the jib with Calamity Jane
And you're another guy that's probably an injun

This whiskey is warm and it tastes like piss
OH NO~! Mustache smells like piss!

So that's the story when you get down to it
The old wild West is no place for a lady
I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor
So just put that in your pipe and smoke it

I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas
Sure is dusty here [fades out]

Found a mistake in "The Old Saloon" song lyrics? Please correct it!


Back to all THE LONELY ISLAND lyrics

Thank you for choosing UrbanLyrics.com!
We will never show you a blank page instead of song lyrics.
Top Song Lyrics Of The Week
"Callin'"
by CURREN$Y

"Hot Nigga"
by BOBBY SHMURDA

"Apparently"
by J. COLE
Top 3 R&B, Rap, Hip-Hop, Soul, Gospel, Reggae artists by lyrics popularity this month

#1 KEVIN GATES lyrics
KEVIN GATES
#2 DRAKE lyrics
DRAKE
#3 NICKI MINAJ lyrics
NICKI MINAJ
Our Respect
Top 100 Lyrics
Alive Lyrics
FruityLyrics
Submit Lyrics | Correct Lyrics | Request Lyrics | Privacy Policy | Advertising Information | Contact Form | Links
"The Old Saloon" lyrics is property and copyright of its actual owners and provided for educational purposes and personal use only.
Copyright ©2006-2015 UrbanLyrics