[feat. Kottonmouth Kings]
I need a stoner bitch. I need a stoner bitch.
St-st-stoner bitch. I need a stone-st-stone-stone-stoner bitch. I need a stone-stone-st-st-stoner bitch. I need a stoner bitch. stoner bitch.
I need a stoner bitch baby lookin just like you.
And if you like to get high, well then you just might do.
Never cry. you only sad when the sack is gone.
I got a pound of the bomb so girl pack the bong.
Fuck the coach, fuck the prada, fuck the dolce & gabana.
She's happy kickin back smokin a fat sack of marijuana.
We'll be together forever, that's what she promise me.
The only breakin up we do is when we breakin up the weed!
And please believe, she's doin it right. she's the type of girl that likes to smoke & fuck all night. she's the love of my life, my stoner bitch is the bomb babe.
She's better than a blonde babe & better than beyonce!
Ass so big, you can see it from the front.
And she's so damn sexy how she pass the blunt.
My stoner bitch is like a dream to me,
She be so fine. I gotta make this little fly stoner bitch all mine.
I need a stone-st-stone-st-st-stoner bitch I need a stone-stoner bitch. I need a stone-stone-st-st-stoner bitch. stoner bitch. stoner bitch. I need a stoner bitch.
Some of them want a girl who got a nice face. big ass titties & a slim ass waste.
Some of them want a girl who they know can cook & clean. take care of they kids & hook a steak up in between.
Some of them want a girl who can be a freak in bed. suck a good dick. & put they legs behind they head. but me, I want a stoner bitch who always got a blunt. the type of girl who loves smoke & skills of rollin up.
I got a stoner bitch. she's the queen of the green. she licks my nut sack like she licks the blunt paper clean. always stormed in the pad [?] up in rollin rollin green
Fat anti joint she's a rollin machine. she's a queen. & I'm a kottonmouth king. & we fiends for the green & the sex in between. the hits. & attention like bouncin all crazy. & we high in the sheets fuckin [?] stoned fuckin [?]
It's amazing. & this is no fabrication.
Daddy x, I got the finest stoner bitch in the nation.
And I put that on something like my mother fuckin life.
Til death do us part, she's my bud smokin' wife.
She was probably one of the best hoes, if not the best hoe I ever had.
What she would do is like little shit that I like done. uh, having my joint rolled & ready.
Yeah. rolled & ready. packed & loaded. now it's time to somke.
And talk about this stoner bitch, cause man, she ain't no joke.
Let's get it straight don't ever let her hear you call her bitch.
It's like the lights go on & off, her attitude will switch.
I got a fine lady, who loves to blaze & sip some wine & lay up on the couch with me when it's gettin close to game time.
My stoner lady's bad as fuck, & yeah she likes to fuck. like she loves it when I'm diggin deep inside her guts.
No macaroni & cheese, please, she'll hit the stool. if we outta weed then she's out the door to make a score.
She be the love of my life, I know she down to ride. my stoner baby maybe someday be my stoner wife.
I need a stone-st-st-stoner bitch. I need a stone-st-stone-stone-stoner bitch.
Stoner bitch. stoner bitch.
Some of them want a girl who got a nice face, big ass titties & a slim ass waist. some of them want a girl who they know can cook & clean. take care of they kids & hook a steak up in between.
Some of them want girl who can be a freak in bed, suck a good dick & put her legs behind her head.
But me I want a stoner bitch, who always got a blunt. the type of girl who loves to smoke & skills of rollin up.
I need a stone-st-stoner bitch. I need a stone-stone-stone-stoner bitch.
I need a stoner bitch. stoner bitch.
My stoner bitch got ass for days, the munchies make her thick.
She help me grow my plants & she knows a couple tricks.
The type of bitch who never snitch, & quick to light a spliff.
The type of bitch who takin trips to help me sell my shit.
My girl, she got a green thumb in my green house. she pickin up my pounds & she drive em down south.
Your girl is kinda breezy, no more smokin with ya' spouse.
She got you watchin over while you cuddle on the couch.
But me I'm sayin fuck a bitch unless she wanna smoke.
Tell a couple funny jokes while she takes another toke.
Some girls will take a cherry stem & tie it with their tongue.
My girl will roll another blunt & smoke it til it's done.
Your bitch is in the kitchen with some chicken shake & bake.
My bitch she takin bong hits, love the wake n bake.
Cause I'm a stoner, you a stoner, she's a stoner too.
And I'm in love with stoner bitches, just like you.
I need a stoner bitch.
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