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"The New Pokerap"


[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
My name is Ash Ketchum baby!
My life is back on track
But I've been in the hospital
Since Pika shot me in the sack
And I don't know all the new Pokemon

[Brock - Egoraptor:]
Yo bro, I can help you with that

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing
And you take care of the raps

[Brock - Egoraptor:]
Alright, let's go!
Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
Oh, I know these guys!

[Brock - Egoraptor:]
Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clock

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
Woah!

[Brock - Egoraptor:]
Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Comicwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manatease, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real?

[Brock - Egoraptor:]
Haha! You know it bro! Gotta catch em' all!

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!

[Brock - Egoraptor:]
Oh, there are more

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked

[Brock - Egoraptor:]
We've got
Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man
Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Dad's sweater, Pop-a-squat, Hairystump
Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
They're running out of ideas and I can't take any more!

[Brock - Egoraptor:]
Don't worry, there's only a couple left

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
How many?

[Brock - Egoraptor:]
Uh 300, 064

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
Nooo

[Brock - Egoraptor:]
Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguement, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty
Santajew, Kittyass, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
Fiddly-Faddly, Biddly-Baddly, Diddly-Doodly, Hiddly-Hoodly
Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn
Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrumph, Phlemycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freemburglar, Swordtank, Monkeychunk, Beer

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital

[Gun shots]

[Ash Ketchum - Danny Sexbang:]
Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack

[Thanks to Felicity for correcting these lyrics]

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